“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt
This just motivated the fuck out of me.
Chris Pratt is my new god
chris pratt should get this quote tattoo’d on his abs
It’s also easier to lose weight with a personal trainer and a personal chef. It takes a team to get into that shape.
also getting paid several millions dollars to be in a major film role helps with the getting in shape
The time I was in the best shape of my life was, not coincidentally, a time when I had little else to do than work out and watch what I ate so yeah, not everyone has the time/money/dedication to achieve a transformation like this.
Still, pretty inspirational in principle.
Robin Williams in The Birdcage 💜
This is being shared all over the internet with my © and signature removed at the moment… good times.
it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together
Drugs Under The Microscope
Wow, I can’t believe I finally get to post these all together! It’s taken me almost a year and a half to finish this. Originally I thought I could finish the whole alphabet in a couple of months–I was extremely wrong–but now the first series in my Initial Geek project is finally complete! I hope you enjoy it as much as I have!
I’ll be continuing the project with my Pokemon alphabet!
If you want to see larger images of the full alphabet, they are all up on initialgeek.com.